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dapnkap
Our 3 angels
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Karen
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Re: Chuck Norris-isms
When Max Power sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Max Power has not had to pay taxes, ever.
Max Power will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.
Faster than a speeding bullet ... more powerful than a locomotive ... able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... yes, these are some of Max Power's warm-up exercises.
Max Power has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.
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Karebaby
Precious
Member since 10/06 5304 total posts
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Karyn
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Re: Chuck Norris-isms
My brother knows all of the Chuck Norris-isms. I will have to have him make up a funny one for you.
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