Nine words women use...

Nine words women use...

1.) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3.) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5.) Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6.) That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7.) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.

8.) Whatever : Is a women's way of saying F@CK YOU!

9.) Don't worry about it, I got it : Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to 3.

Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology.

Send this to all the women you know to give them a good laugh, ’cos know it's true.

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Um... I'm scared b/c a lot of that is true.

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number 6 is my favorite

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They are alllllll so true!!!!!

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Wow - I say all of them!

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Wow - I say a lot of those things! Especially #3 & #9.

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From almost a year ago: http://www.lifamilies.com/chat/topic.aspx?ID=145928

My response:

Guys use these words too.... just slightly different meanings.


1.) FINE = OK. It's much faster and easier to just say FINE than give an actual opinion (or have to come up with an opinion)
2.) Five Minutes = Five Minutes
3.) Nothing = Nothing. Honestly, guys can spend large amounts of time doing or thinking about literally nothing...
4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare.... Do It! Usually spoken to a guy who is about to do something stupid.
5) Loud Sigh = FINE... as in "Honey, can you take the garbage out?" ..... *Sigh*
6.) That's Okay = FINE. as in "Do you like this dress?" .... "That's OK", even if we didn't look up from the football game on TV to even see.
7.) Thanks = I appreciate the thought you put into getting a beer from the fridge for me when you were getting one for yourself. I owe you one.
8.) Whatever =FINE.... As in "What do you want for dinner?"... "Whatever"
9.) Don't worry about it, I got it = "If I say this, will you let me finish watching the game?"