Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer.


@ Prison
You spend the majority of your
time in a 10X10 cell
@ Work
you spend the majority of your time
in a 6X6 cubicle /office

@ Prison
you get three meals a day fully
paid for
@ Work
you get a break for one meal and
you have to pay for it

@ Prison
you get time off for good behavior
@ Work
you get more work for good behavior

@ Prison
the guard locks and unlocks all
the doors for you
@ Work
you must often carry a security card
and open all the doors for yourself

@ Prison
you can watch TV and play games
@ Work
you could get fired for watching
TV and playing games

@ Prison
you get your own toilet
@ Work
you have to share the toilet with
some people who pee on the seat

@ Prison
they allow your family and friends
to visit
@ Work
you aren't even supposed to speak
to your family

@ Prison
all expenses are paid by the
taxpayers with no work required
@ Work
you get to pay all your expenses to go
to work, and they deduct taxes from
your salary to pay for prisoners

@ Prison
you spend most of your life inside
bars wanting to get out
@ Work
you spend most of your time wanting
to get out and go inside bars

@ Prison
you must deal with sadistic wardens
@ Work
wardens are called Supervisors

THERE IS SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE!!!!



Now get back to work ... you're not getting paid to check emails.