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Amazingly Simple Home Remedies
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GoldenRod
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Amazingly Simple Home Remedies
1. If you're choking on an ice cube simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself.
2. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold while you chop.
3. Avoid arguments with your wife about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink.
4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.
5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.
6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you'll be afraid to cough.
7. You only need two tools in life: WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.
8. If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.
9. Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
Daily Thought: SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES. NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS!
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Lisa
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Re: Amazingly Simple Home Remedies
WOW!! these are great!
Im adding them to my notebook!!
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| Posted 2/18/08 10:02 AM |
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evnme
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Re: Amazingly Simple Home Remedies
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| Posted 2/18/08 3:22 PM |
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Re: Amazingly Simple Home Remedies
OMG, #6 
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| Posted 2/18/08 3:42 PM |
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leighdvm
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Re: Amazingly Simple Home Remedies
Posted by GoldenRod
6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you'll be afraid to cough.
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| Posted 2/18/08 4:10 PM |
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GoldenRod
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Shawn
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Re: Amazingly Simple Home Remedies
Posted by GoldenRod
7. You only need two tools in life: WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.
I've been abiding by this rule for years. I wonder what would happen if you put WD-40 and duct tape on the same surface? Is that like combining matter and anti-matter? Would the fabric of time and space be torn? 
And if it was, could you use more duct tape to fix it?
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| Posted 2/18/08 4:12 PM |
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