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GoldenRod
10 years on LIF!
Member since 11/06 26792 total posts
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Shawn
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I.T. Haikus
Your file was so big.
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.
The Web site you seek
Cannot be located, but
Countless more exist.
Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.
Program aborting:
Close all that you have worked on.
You ask far too much.
Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.
Yesterday it worked.
Today it is not working.
Windows is like that.
First snow, then silence.
This thousand-dollar screen dies
So beautifully.
With searching comes loss
And the presence of absence:
"My Novel" not found.
The Tao that is seen
Is not the true Tao-until
You bring fresh toner.
Stay the patient course.
Of little worth is your ire.
The network is down.
A crash reduces
Your expensive computer
To a simple stone.
Three things are certain:
Death, taxes and lost data.
Guess which has occurred.
You step in the stream,
But the water has moved on.
This page is not here.
Out of memory.
We wish to hold the whole sky,
But we never will.
Having been erased,
The document you're seeking
Must now be retyped.
Serious error.
All shortcuts have disappeared.
Screen. Mind. Both are blank.
This is my favorite:
Yesterday it worked.
Today it is not working.
Windows is like that.
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Blazesyth
*yawn*
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Re: I.T. Haikus
Thank you - this is helpful on a Friday of what feels like a never ending week.
I can't haiku... or I'd add in some more of my own. Instead I just use long runon sentences with lots of expletives. 
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| Posted 2/1/08 10:56 AM |
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NewYawkah
2012--A year of new beginnings
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Re: I.T. Haikus
love this!!!!
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| Posted 2/1/08 10:57 AM |
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BabyAvocado
Happy New Year
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Re: I.T. Haikus
I LOVE these!! Printing them out for my office
I suddenly feel the urge to write my own!!
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| Posted 2/1/08 11:04 AM |
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Phyl
R.I.P. Sweet Mia ♥
Member since 5/06 28918 total posts
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The Mystical Azzhorse! ™
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Re: I.T. Haikus
I can totally relate to them all.
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| Posted 2/1/08 11:05 AM |
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LaurenExp
Waiting patiently for baby sis
Member since 8/06 11613 total posts
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L-Diddy EDD 11/11/11 :)
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Re: I.T. Haikus
This is my favorite:
Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.
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| Posted 2/1/08 11:11 AM |
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BabyAvocado
Happy New Year
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Re: I.T. Haikus
If I may
You can not log in
Forgot your password again
Intruder Lockout
Shut up and reboot
ID Ten T Error Codes
Too many to count
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| Posted 2/1/08 11:22 AM |
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GoldenRod
10 years on LIF!
Member since 11/06 26792 total posts
Name:
Shawn
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Re: I.T. Haikus
I think I'll try and write a few of my own.
You can not log on
Do not blame it on Windows
Turn the CAPS LOCK off
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| Posted 2/1/08 12:27 PM |
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GoldenRod
10 years on LIF!
Member since 11/06 26792 total posts
Name:
Shawn
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Re: I.T. Haikus
You say PC broke
You claim you can not log in
Did you turn it on?
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| Posted 2/1/08 3:15 PM |
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Blazesyth
*yawn*
Member since 5/05 8129 total posts
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Re: I.T. Haikus
Posted by GoldenRod
You say PC broke
You claim you can not log in
Did you turn it on?
GOOD ONE
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| Posted 2/1/08 3:18 PM |
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Phyl
R.I.P. Sweet Mia ♥
Member since 5/06 28918 total posts
Name:
The Mystical Azzhorse! ™
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Re: I.T. Haikus
Posted by Blazesyth
Posted by GoldenRod
You say PC broke
You claim you can not log in
Did you turn it on?
GOOD ONE
*sometimes* it's the simple things
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| Posted 2/1/08 3:24 PM |
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GoldenRod
10 years on LIF!
Member since 11/06 26792 total posts
Name:
Shawn
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Re: I.T. Haikus
Don't know the answer?
Can't figure out where to look?
Why not try Google!
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| Posted 2/1/08 4:33 PM |
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Re: I.T. Haikus
You did not back up
you must be stupid
Now your work is gone!
________________________
Where is Leslie when I need her?
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| Posted 2/1/08 4:37 PM |
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Blazesyth
*yawn*
Member since 5/05 8129 total posts
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Re: I.T. Haikus
Posted by GoldenRod
Don't know the answer?
Can't figure out where to look?
Why not try Google!
If this was the only post you could use on LIF, you could still be at 10K in no time.
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| Posted 2/1/08 4:47 PM |
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Goldi0218
My miracles!
Member since 12/05 23902 total posts
Name:
Leslie
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Re: I.T. Haikus
Well done. From this haiku guru,I give you kudos and this piece of information
I can haiku luncheon meat:
Bologna is bad
Nitrate laden heart attack
Kin of olive loaf
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| Posted 2/1/08 5:07 PM |
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GoldenRod
10 years on LIF!
Member since 11/06 26792 total posts
Name:
Shawn
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Re: I.T. Haikus
Bought a new PC
Then loaded Windows Vista
Now I need more RAM... 
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| Posted 2/2/08 1:42 PM |
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GoldenRod
10 years on LIF!
Member since 11/06 26792 total posts
Name:
Shawn
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Re: I.T. Haikus
Got your document
Every other word is wrong
Why not use spell check?
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| Posted 2/2/08 1:45 PM |
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GoldenRod
10 years on LIF!
Member since 11/06 26792 total posts
Name:
Shawn
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Re: I.T. Haikus
You called the Help Desk
You said your cup holder broke
It's a CD drive..... 
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| Posted 2/2/08 1:50 PM |
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