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Mother Mary Pray for us
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thought this was funny......
I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.
There was only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
It had to be deliberate because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires
for me that she couldn't overcome.
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
fling, just come up and get me."
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
Low and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are very
happy that you have passed our little test.
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter.
Welcome to the family!"
And the moral of this story is:
Always keep your condoms in your car.
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meniasta
Mommy of 2
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Re: thought this was funny......
that's a good one..
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| Posted 2/1/08 11:12 AM |
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PotofLuck06
Our Baby Boy Is Here!!!
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Betsy
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LaurenExp
Waiting patiently for baby sis
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L-Diddy EDD 11/11/11 :)
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CCMommy
EVERYTHING CHANGES
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CC's Mommy
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Re: thought this was funny......
I love that joke.. I saw it somewhere a few weeks ago and told my parents while visiting.. my mom laughed hysterical.. my dad told me I was inappropriate  My mom's funny
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quasi3
LIF Adult
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Stacey
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2BEANS
wow time is going fast.
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Tina
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Re: thought this was funny......
oh my goodnes.
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MeeshkaMich
LL=Yum
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Dani922
Here's to new beginnings
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Danielle
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JoCaCoLa
Brothers For Life
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Re: thought this was funny......
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