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GoldenRod
10 years on LIF!
Member since 11/06 26792 total posts
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Shawn
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Don't ask Grandma silly questions
Lawyers should never ask grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer.
In a trial, a small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, an elderly grandmother to the stand.
He approached her and asked; 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?'
She responded, 'Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you're a big disappointment to me.
You lie, cheat on your wife, manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs.
You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.'
The lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, 'Mrs.. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?'
She again replied, 'Why, yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster.
He's lazy, bigoted, and has a drinking problem.
He can't build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of the worst in the state.
Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women.
One of them was your wife. Yes I know him.'
The defense attorney almost died.
The judge asked both lawyers to approach the bench and in a quiet voice said:
'If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you to the electric chair.'
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luckystars3
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Member since 11/07 2378 total posts
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Julie
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Re: Don't ask Grandma silly questions
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| Posted 1/30/08 9:08 AM |
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Lisa
I'm a PANK!!!
Member since 5/05 22334 total posts
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Professional Aunts No Kids
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Re: Don't ask Grandma silly questions
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Emily
Kasey & Me! Lurves it!
Member since 7/06 8703 total posts
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STBHC
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Re: Don't ask Grandma silly questions
YAY Grandma!!! 
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| Posted 1/30/08 9:12 AM |
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MetsGirl07
LIF O2 Vendor
Member since 12/07 16202 total posts
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Deanna
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Re: Don't ask Grandma silly questions
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| Posted 1/30/08 9:14 AM |
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Geraldine
Lovin Life........
Member since 5/07 2388 total posts
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Geraldine
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Re: Don't ask Grandma silly questions
very cute..
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| Posted 1/30/08 9:15 AM |
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JennZ
MY LIFE!!
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Re: Don't ask Grandma silly questions
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fins
LIF Adolescent
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Re: Don't ask Grandma silly questions
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HeathKernandez
Our Ron is an awesome Ron
Member since 4/07 9091 total posts
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baby fish mouth
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Re: Don't ask Grandma silly questions
thanks for brightening my gloomy morning.
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| Posted 1/30/08 9:25 AM |
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Kara
Now Zagat Rated!
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They call me "Tater Salad"
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| Posted 1/30/08 10:01 AM |
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Phyl
R.I.P. Sweet Mia ♥
Member since 5/06 28918 total posts
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The Mystical Azzhorse! ™
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Re: Don't ask Grandma silly questions
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| Posted 1/30/08 10:23 AM |
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PotofLuck06
Our Baby Boy Is Here!!!
Member since 11/06 13241 total posts
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Betsy
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Re: Don't ask Grandma silly questions
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luvsbob4603
To a healthy 2013
Member since 5/05 21840 total posts
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To a brand new year to a healthier me
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Re: Don't ask Grandma silly questions
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| Posted 1/30/08 10:05 PM |
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lvdolphins
My Loves!
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Re: Don't ask Grandma silly questions
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| Posted 1/30/08 10:39 PM |
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Shroggie
Don't Worry...Be Happy
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Re: Don't ask Grandma silly questions
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NASP09
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Re: Don't ask Grandma silly questions
thats the best thing Ive seen all day
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| Posted 1/31/08 10:16 PM |
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