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mrswask
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Michal
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Messed Up Email Joke I Got!!
Three women die together in an accident and
go to heaven.
When they get there, St. Peter says, 'We! only have
one rule here in heaven: don't step on the ducks!'
So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are
ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to
step on a duck, and although they try their best to
avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one.
Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw.
St. Peter chains them together and says, 'Your
punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend
eternity chained to this ugly man!'
The next day, the second woman accidentally steps
on a duck and along comes St. Peter, who doesn't
miss a thing. With him is another extremely ugly man.
He chains them together with the same admonishment
as for the first woman.
The third woman has observed all this and, not
wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly man,
is very, VERY careful where she steps.
She manages to go months without stepping on
any ducks, but one day St. Peter comes up to her
with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes
on ... very tall, long eyelashes, muscular, and thin.
St. Peter chains them together without saying a word.
The happy woman says, 'I wonder what I did to
deserve being chained to you for all of eternity?'
The guy says, 'I don't know about you, but I stepped
on a duck!'
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JennZ
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Re: Messed Up Email Joke I Got!!
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BellaRock
I am all the Me I will ever Be
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Re: Messed Up Email Joke I Got!!
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CouponKT
Our family is complete
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Re: Messed Up Email Joke I Got!!
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beaviss80
:)
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michelle
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Re: Messed Up Email Joke I Got!!
very cute!
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Phyl
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Re: Messed Up Email Joke I Got!!
 
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4monkeys
boys will be boys =)
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Re: Messed Up Email Joke I Got!!
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SoinLove
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Kristin
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Re: Messed Up Email Joke I Got!!
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Re: Messed Up Email Joke I Got!!
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PotofLuck06
Our Baby Boy Is Here!!!
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Betsy
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Re: Messed Up Email Joke I Got!!
OUCH!!!!!!!
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Re: Messed Up Email Joke I Got!!
that's really funny!
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| Posted 1/9/08 8:55 PM |
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pmpkn087
Life is good...
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Re: Messed Up Email Joke I Got!!
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JoCaCoLa
Brothers For Life
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Re: Messed Up Email Joke I Got!!
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evnme
My little lamb
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aka momma2b
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Re: Messed Up Email Joke I Got!!
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Jax430
Hi!
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Jackie
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Re: Messed Up Email Joke I Got!!
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MrsRbk
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Re: Messed Up Email Joke I Got!!
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Tany
Becoming a different woman
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Tania
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Re: Messed Up Email Joke I Got!!
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sunflowerjesss
Mommy to 3!
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Jesss, duh.
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Re: Messed Up Email Joke I Got!!
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MelToddJulia
Love my Family!
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Mel
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Re: Messed Up Email Joke I Got!!
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luvsbob4603
To a healthy 2013
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To a brand new year to a healthier me
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Re: Messed Up Email Joke I Got!!
Omg
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CroatianBride
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Re: Messed Up Email Joke I Got!!
That's great!
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JP826
=)
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Me!! All about ME!
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Re: Messed Up Email Joke I Got!!
That was a classic!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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lvdolphins
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Re: Messed Up Email Joke I Got!!
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