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BunnyBaby
Loving Motherhood!!!
Member since 11/07 1238 total posts
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Audrina
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You know you're TTC when...
I thought this was hysterical, and soooooooooooo true.
Check this out- Copied from www.twoweekwait.com
You know you're TTC when...
- the Big 'O' no longer refers to ******, but instead to ovulation
- you show everyone who will look at your bbt charts
- every twinge is a potential sign: ovulation pain OR perhaps implantation
- it no longer strikes you as the least bit odd to check out at the pharmacy with both HPTs and tampons in your cart.
- you schedule your social events around your ovulation day
- if your OPK comes up +, you cancel all social engagements that night so you can BD & lie with your legs elevated and butt up in the air afterwards
- you talk using mysterious acronymns that only your ttc buddies understand: ttc, BD, ewcm, bbt, opk, 2ww
- your morning motto is: "Don't talk to me until I've taken my temperature"
- you take your temperature more than once a day (committed TTCer)
- you refuse to finish decorating that 3rd bedroom in your new house, because you can't stand the thought of getting it just the way you want it only to have to tear it apart next month in order to make room for the nursery you'll be needing.
- you put off buying any fall/winter clothes, because you hope they won't fit by the time the weather gets cooler.
- you clip coupons for OPKs and HPTs
- your doctor says, "Now take these home and inject this needle into your stomach every day" and you don't even flinch.
- you spend more on OPKs, HPTs, and fertility supplements than you do on clothes
- the thought of nausea makes your heart skip a beat!
- you make a mental note of what day of your cycle it is before you say "ok" to a drink
- you get sick but make sure you can take the medicine in case you are pregnant...and would rather stay sick if you can't take the medicine..
- you finally look forward to mornings! Another opportunity to take and record your temp!
- you refer (and think) of your husband, not as his real name, but as the letters "DH" in real life
- you suffer silently from Infertility Vision (IV) - defined as the ability to see pink lines that nobody else can see. It's a very common condition among POASers during the days leading up to the official test day. Research is still being done, but at present there is no cure for it!
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maybeamommy
Blessed beyond belief
Member since 10/07 17048 total posts
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Re: You know you're TTC when...
I definitely agree with some of these!!!
Posted by BunnyBaby
You know you're TTC when...
- the Big 'O' no longer refers to ******, but instead to ovulation
- every twinge is a potential sign: ovulation pain OR perhaps implantation
- it no longer strikes you as the least bit odd to check out at the pharmacy with both HPTs and tampons in your cart.
- if your OPK comes up +, you cancel all social engagements that night so you can BD & lie with your legs elevated and butt up in the air afterwards
- you talk using mysterious acronymns that only your ttc buddies understand: ttc, BD, ewcm, bbt, opk, 2ww
- you spend more on OPKs, HPTs, and fertility supplements than you do on clothes
- the thought of nausea makes your heart skip a beat!
- you make a mental note of what day of your cycle it is before you say "ok" to a drink
- you get sick but make sure you can take the medicine in case you are pregnant...and would rather stay sick if you can't take the medicine..
- you suffer silently from Infertility Vision (IV) - defined as the ability to see pink lines that nobody else can see. It's a very common condition among POASers during the days leading up to the official test day. Research is still being done, but at present there is no cure for it!
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| Posted 11/13/07 5:03 PM |
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Mommyof3
LIF Toddler
Member since 6/07 390 total posts
Name:
Traci
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Re: You know you're TTC when...
This is GREAT!!!! Thanks, I needed a laugh today, or a smile at the least.
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| Posted 11/13/07 5:39 PM |
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JenandMikey
life is good =)
Member since 5/07 4216 total posts
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We're so blessed!
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Re: You know you're TTC when...
that was verrrrry cute...i really liked it and needed a pick me up...this day $ucks with a $
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| Posted 11/13/07 5:46 PM |
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Domino
Always My Miracle
Member since 9/05 9924 total posts
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Re: You know you're TTC when...
thanks for the laugh
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| Posted 11/13/07 6:17 PM |
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DeniseMarie
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Member since 8/07 10682 total posts
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Re: You know you're TTC when...
too funny
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| Posted 11/13/07 6:43 PM |
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lovemy2boys
LIF Adult
Member since 10/07 3915 total posts
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Re: You know you're TTC when...
This is so so so true!!!!
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| Posted 11/13/07 6:45 PM |
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HoneyBadger
YourWorstNightmare.
Member since 10/06 15979 total posts
Name:
BahBahBlackJeep
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Re: You know you're TTC when...
OMG that was CLASSIC!!!!
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| Posted 11/13/07 6:49 PM |
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LuckySV
LIF Adult
Member since 10/05 4675 total posts
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Re: You know you're TTC when...
Some are too true!
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| Posted 11/13/07 6:54 PM |
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jjk1007
LIF Toddler
Member since 11/07 437 total posts
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Jaclyn (former '07 LIW'er)
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Re: You know you're TTC when...
OMG this is great!!!
This is my favorite one......
- the thought of nausea makes your heart skip a beat!
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| Posted 11/13/07 7:31 PM |
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-BabyMiracle-
When will my ship come in?
Member since 9/07 1056 total posts
Name:
J
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Re: You know you're TTC when...
OMG! This is funny and sad at the same time! 
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| Posted 11/13/07 8:10 PM |
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Dani922
Here's to new beginnings
Member since 10/07 7260 total posts
Name:
Danielle
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Re: You know you're TTC when...
That's cute
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| Posted 11/13/07 8:31 PM |
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diva7531
My Peanut
Member since 2/07 5199 total posts
Name:
Ryan 3 boys EDD 11/6!
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Re: You know you're TTC when...
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| Posted 11/13/07 10:24 PM |
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KAAM
LIF Adult
Member since 5/05 1247 total posts
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Re: You know you're TTC when...
soooo true
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| Posted 11/13/07 11:04 PM |
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pugmama
April already?
Member since 3/06 5297 total posts
Name:
Erica
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Re: You know you're TTC when...
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| Posted 11/14/07 9:28 AM |
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shaye3
LIF Adolescent
Member since 2/07 696 total posts
Name:
Laura
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Re: You know you're TTC when...
That was funny..thanks for the pick me up
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| Posted 11/14/07 10:53 AM |
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