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MrsNaunie
Kai helps my father dump out.
Member since 9/06 1181 total posts
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Lauren
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funny
The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, "YOU CAN BE
THE MAN OF YOUR HOUSE"
He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced,
"From now on, you
need to know that I am the man of this house and my word
is Law. You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished
eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert.
After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we will
have the kind of sex that I want. Afterwards, you are going to draw me a
bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my
robe. Then, you will massage my feet and hands. Then tomorrow, guess who's
going to dress me and comb my hair?"
The wife replied, "The f-ing funeral director would be my
first guess."
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MST9106
My life:)
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Re: funny
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Lisa
I'm a PANK!!!
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Professional Aunts No Kids
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Re: funny
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| Posted 6/13/07 2:34 PM |
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BellaRock
I am all the Me I will ever Be
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She who shall remain nameless
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Re: funny
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| Posted 6/13/07 2:34 PM |
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Lauren
Very Happy!
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Re: funny
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| Posted 6/13/07 2:38 PM |
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Re: funny
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| Posted 6/13/07 2:39 PM |
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chikita315
Love
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M-lo
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Re: funny
Heck yeah
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| Posted 6/13/07 2:48 PM |
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McSullivan
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Re: funny
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| Posted 6/13/07 2:49 PM |
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LuckySV
LIF Adult
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Re: funny
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| Posted 6/13/07 2:52 PM |
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CouponKT
Our family is complete
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K
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Re: funny
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| Posted 6/13/07 2:53 PM |
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Jax430
Hi!
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Jackie
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Re: funny
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| Posted 6/13/07 2:54 PM |
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Tracey
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Tracey - brideinapril
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Re: funny
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| Posted 6/13/07 2:59 PM |
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Booklady1017
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Michelle
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Re: funny
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| Posted 6/13/07 3:16 PM |
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JennZ
MY LIFE!!
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Re: funny
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