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~Melissa~
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This joke made me LOL
Keep this in mind when you have something to return and the store gives you a hard time -
A woman went to a K-Mart service counter and told the clerk she wanted a refund for the toaster she bought because it won't work. The clerk told her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special.
Suddenly, the woman threw her arms up in the air and started screaming,
"PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!!!!"
The befuddled clerk ran away to get the store manager in front of a growing crowd of customers.
The manager comes to the woman and asks, "Ma'am what's wrong?"
She explained the problem with the toaster, and he also told her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special.
Once again, the woman throws her arms up in the air and screamed,
"PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!"
and doing so draws an even bigger crowd! In shock, the store manager pleads, "Ma'am, why are you saying that?"
In a huff, the woman says,
"BECAUSE, I LIKE TO HAVE MY NIPPLES PINCHED WHEN I'M BEING SCREWED!!"
The crowd broke into applause and her money was quickly refunded!!
  
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Re: This joke made me LOL
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Re: This joke made me LOL
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| Posted 6/6/07 7:36 PM |
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JodiBabe
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Re: This joke made me LOL
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| Posted 6/6/07 7:46 PM |
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Kate
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Re: This joke made me LOL
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| Posted 6/6/07 7:53 PM |
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sunflowerjesss
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Re: This joke made me LOL
 That was great!
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| Posted 6/6/07 8:25 PM |
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LuckySV
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Re: This joke made me LOL
That was awesome!
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| Posted 6/6/07 8:28 PM |
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Blazesyth
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Re: This joke made me LOL
There is a rendition of this one, something about talking to your boss and asking him to give you a kiss - because you like to be kissed when you are getting it up the a$$
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| Posted 6/6/07 8:49 PM |
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evnme
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Re: This joke made me LOL
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| Posted 6/6/07 11:19 PM |
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alnem
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Re: This joke made me LOL
OMG!
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| Posted 6/6/07 11:21 PM |
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PotofLuck06
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