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Jesaroo
is not the girl you knew
Member since 5/05 14266 total posts
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Jes
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funny craigslist posting :wrning: TMI
its titled "Dear guy masturbating in the bathroom stall next to me"
Ok, I get it. You had to rub one out. I know the feeling. Maybe it was thinking about that totally hot little minx in purchasing that got you going. Or you got some steamy email from your wife. Whatever it was, you just needed a little release. We've all been there my friend.
But if I may be so bold as to offer a few tips?
1. Location Location Location - Maybe it was the bathroom closest to your desk. Maybe it has bigger stalls for more elbow room. But whatever the reason, the bathroom just off the factory floor is not your best choice. It is huge for a reason. There are about 80-90 workers on that factory floor at all times, plus about 30-40 office workers, and there's almost always at least one person who needs to take a squirt.
2. Silence is Golden - While we all might empathize with your situation, NO ONE WANTS YOU HEAR YOU SLAP YOUR SALAMI!! And we certainly don't want to hear the gentle grunts you were letting out. It was like being forced to listen to the audio of a bad gay porn soundtrack, minus the cheesy Casio keyboard jazz/funk fusion music. Keep it down, will ya?
3. Ms Manners says... - Ok, so you had a poor choice in bathrooms and you are just naturally loud. Even elemental problems such as these can be overcome by following rule #3. When someone comes into the bathroom....STOP!!! Seriously, I'd think that would be the easiest rule to follow. Did you not hear me open the door? Did you not hear me pull the *** gasket from the holder, tear off those 3 annoying pieces that hold the center in place, and sit down? Good god man, another man is taking a **** not 8 feet away from you. Shouldn't that take the bloom off the rose, so to speak?
4. Good fences make good neighbors - This is the most important rule of all. If you have been caught rubbing one out in the men's room, do not, under any circumstances, come out of your stall until all affected parties have left the bathroom. I'm never going to be able to get the picture out of my head of you going over to the sink right next to the one I was at, and looking at me in your mirror with a big contented smile while you're washing your hands.
They don't make a body soap strong enough for the ick I felt after that. No amount of showering tonight will do it I'm afraid.
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Superkat
More a stranger than a friend
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Re: funny craigslist posting :wrning: TMI
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| Posted 4/2/07 4:28 PM |
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Michelle
My Little Yankee Fans
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Re: funny craigslist posting :wrning: TMI
EWWWWWWWWWW
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| Posted 4/2/07 4:28 PM |
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DebG
Pick a cause & stand up for it
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The cure IS worse!
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Re: funny craigslist posting :wrning: TMI
I saw this somewhere recently...it made my stomach crawl
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| Posted 4/2/07 4:29 PM |
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MrsERod
Praying for Everyone.
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Re: funny craigslist posting :wrning: TMI
grrrrooosss
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| Posted 4/2/07 4:30 PM |
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evnme
My little lamb
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Re: funny craigslist posting :wrning: TMI
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| Posted 4/2/07 4:33 PM |
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randella
Love my little man
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Randi
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Re: funny craigslist posting :wrning: TMI
omg... that is hysterical.
Men are disgusting.
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| Posted 4/2/07 4:37 PM |
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~Colleen~
my loves...
Member since 5/05 9129 total posts
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guess
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Re: funny craigslist posting :wrning: TMI
Posted by ThusSpokeLaLolita
They don't make a body soap strong enough for the ick I felt after that.
Seriously! 
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| Posted 4/2/07 4:41 PM |
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Tine73
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Re: funny craigslist posting :wrning: TMI
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| Posted 4/2/07 5:33 PM |
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roxygrl8
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Nicole
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Re: funny craigslist posting :wrning: TMI
Ewww. . . Where I work that is the exact situation. We have about 100- 200 warehouse workers and about 4o of us working in the offices. Ughhhhhh
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| Posted 4/2/07 6:14 PM |
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Lauren
Very Happy!
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Re: funny craigslist posting :wrning: TMI
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| Posted 4/2/07 6:16 PM |
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Stacey1403
Where it all began....
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Re: funny craigslist posting :wrning: TMI
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| Posted 4/2/07 6:41 PM |
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IrishTracy
Believe!!
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Tracy
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Re: funny craigslist posting :wrning: TMI
Am I the only one releaved that he at least washed his hands!
Message edited 4/2/2007 6:44:47 PM.
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| Posted 4/2/07 6:44 PM |
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Mushpot
LIF Adolescent
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Traci
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Re: funny craigslist posting :wrning: TMI
that's hilarious!!
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| Posted 4/2/07 8:26 PM |
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cj7305
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Re: funny craigslist posting :wrning: TMI
Iwwwwwww Slap your salami
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| Posted 4/2/07 8:27 PM |
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