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GoldenRod
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Bad puns thread

Since I'm a dad, I automatically like dad jokes and bad puns... Chat Icon Chat Icon

I figured we could post some bad puns/corny jokes in here to lighten things up. :)

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Posted 11/24/20 6:27 PM
 
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MissJones
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Bad puns thread

Haha!!! I wish I was that creative to think Of these

Posted 11/24/20 6:32 PM
 

GoldenRod
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Posted 11/24/20 8:35 PM
 

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Re: Bad puns thread

This thread is very punny. Chat Icon

Posted 11/24/20 10:05 PM
 

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Posted 11/24/20 10:50 PM
 

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Posted 11/24/20 10:54 PM
 

GoldenRod
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Posted 11/24/20 10:56 PM
 

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Posted 11/24/20 11:03 PM
 

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Posted 11/24/20 11:31 PM
 

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You guys are fantastic!Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon

Posted 11/25/20 12:45 PM
 

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You guys are fantastic!Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon



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Message edited 11/25/2020 1:18:46 PM.

Posted 11/25/20 1:17 PM
 

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Posted 11/25/20 2:37 AM
 

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Posted 11/25/20 10:46 PM
 

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Bad puns thread

i love dad jokes.

whenever i see a good one, i send it to my cousin's husband because he's a great dad-joke teller. it's our love language lol

Posted 11/30/20 10:51 PM
 

GoldenRod
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Re: Bad puns thread

Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"

Posted 11/30/20 11:01 PM
 

GoldenRod
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Bad puns thread

A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. The judge asks her, "First offender?" She says, "No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!"

Posted 11/30/20 11:02 PM
 

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Posted by GoldenRod

A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. The judge asks her, "First offender?" She says, "No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!"



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Posted 11/30/20 11:57 PM
 

GoldenRod
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Re: Bad puns thread

I have a great joke about nepotism. But I'll only tell it to my kids.

Posted 12/1/20 1:43 AM
 

GoldenRod
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Posted 12/1/20 1:44 AM
 

GoldenRod
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Re: Bad puns thread

December is the worst time of the year for someone who is
Claus-trophobic

Posted 12/1/20 7:36 PM
 

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Posted 12/2/20 12:02 AM
 

GoldenRod
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Bad puns thread

"My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right!"

Posted 12/3/20 12:59 PM
 

GoldenRod
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Re: Bad puns thread

They call them "heated seats" because "rear defroster" was already taken...

Posted 12/15/20 4:08 PM
 

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Posted 1/3/21 12:22 PM
 

lmcmcl
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Thank you so much for these!!! Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon

Posted 1/3/21 2:42 PM
 
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