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A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away.
The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150."
The man thought about it and told him he would have her shipped home.
The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would only spend $150?"
The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later, rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."
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neener1211
:-)
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Re: Ha ha
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| Posted 3/30/09 12:19 PM |
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dooodles
When you wish upon a star
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Because 2 people fell in love
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| Posted 3/30/09 12:22 PM |
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anonttcer
BOOOO for fall!
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Meaning a NON ttcer!
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Re: Ha ha
Love it!
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| Posted 3/30/09 12:50 PM |
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DayDay
Livin' the Good Life....
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Dayna
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Re: Ha ha
That was great!!!
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| Posted 3/30/09 12:57 PM |
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LaurenExp
Waiting patiently for baby sis
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L-Diddy EDD 11/11/11 :)
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Re: Ha ha
OMG
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| Posted 3/30/09 12:59 PM |
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LightUpOurLife
Totally in love
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Bonnie-Jean
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| Posted 3/30/09 1:12 PM |
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MetsGirl07
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Deanna
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| Posted 3/30/09 1:12 PM |
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Gina674
I'm In Love!!!
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Gina
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Re: Ha ha
That was Great!!!!
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| Posted 3/30/09 1:16 PM |
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Tinyswife
My family is complete
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Cathleen
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Re: Ha ha
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| Posted 3/30/09 1:26 PM |
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baghag
:P
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| Posted 3/30/09 1:30 PM |
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JennyPenny
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Jen
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| Posted 3/30/09 2:52 PM |
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LJSMommy
Love him!
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Re: Ha ha
One of my favorite funeral director jokes!!!
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| Posted 3/30/09 3:02 PM |
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kns10-20
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Kath
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