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lipglossjunky73
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A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away.

The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150."

The man thought about it and told him he would have her shipped home.

The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would only spend $150?"

The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later, rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."

Posted 3/30/09 12:17 PM
 
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Posted 3/30/09 12:19 PM
 

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Posted 3/30/09 12:22 PM
 

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Posted 3/30/09 12:50 PM
 

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Posted 3/30/09 12:57 PM
 

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Posted 3/30/09 12:59 PM
 

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Posted 3/30/09 1:12 PM
 

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Posted 3/30/09 1:12 PM
 

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That was Great!!!!

Posted 3/30/09 1:16 PM
 

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Posted 3/30/09 1:26 PM
 

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Posted 3/30/09 2:52 PM
 

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One of my favorite funeral director jokes!!!Chat Icon

Posted 3/30/09 3:02 PM
 

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