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Smart woman... lol

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Lichi
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Smart woman... lol

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors and begins to read her book.

Along comes a game warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"
"Reading a book," she replies. (thinking isn't that obvious?)

"You're in a restricted fishing area", he informs her.
"I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading."

"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."
"If you do that, I"ll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman.

"But I have not even touched you," says the game warden.
"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."

"Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.

MORAL of this STORY

Never argue with a woman who reads. It is likely she can also think.

Posted 6/14/05 12:52 PM
 
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Michi
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Re: Smart woman... lol

Posted by Lichi

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors and begins to read her book.

Along comes a game warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"
"Reading a book," she replies. (thinking isn't that obvious?)

"You're in a restricted fishing area", he informs her.
"I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading."

"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."
"If you do that, I"ll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman.

"But I have not even touched you," says the game warden.
"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."

"Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.

MORAL of this STORY

Never argue with a woman who reads. It is likely she can also think.




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Posted 6/14/05 1:00 PM
 

Lisa
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Posted 6/14/05 1:02 PM
 

Tany
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Posted 6/14/05 1:04 PM
 

Tracey
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Posted 6/14/05 1:07 PM
 

dld4e
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GOOD ONE! Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon

Posted 6/14/05 1:29 PM
 

DebG
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Re: Smart woman... lol

I like it!

Posted 6/14/05 1:34 PM
 

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That's great! Chat Icon Chat Icon

Posted 6/14/05 3:45 PM
 

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Posted 6/14/05 9:24 PM
 

SoinLove
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Re: Smart woman... lol

I've heard this before, but it's still just as funny now Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon

Posted 6/14/05 10:08 PM
 
 

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