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sunflowerjesss
Mommy to 3!
Member since 10/05 20369 total posts
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Jesss, duh.
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Quick Joke
A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
The Wal-Mart Greeter said pleasantly "Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?" The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't. The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?"
"I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am," replied the greeter. "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice."Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart."
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Goldi0218
My miracles!
Member since 12/05 23902 total posts
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Leslie
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Re: Quick Joke
AWESOME!
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| Posted 11/7/07 11:19 AM |
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LaurenExp
Waiting patiently for baby sis
Member since 8/06 11613 total posts
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L-Diddy EDD 11/11/11 :)
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Re: Quick Joke
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| Posted 11/7/07 11:20 AM |
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LIMOMx2
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Re: Quick Joke
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| Posted 11/7/07 11:21 AM |
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Geraldine
Lovin Life........
Member since 5/07 2388 total posts
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Geraldine
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Re: Quick Joke
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| Posted 11/7/07 11:21 AM |
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DancinBarefoot
06ers Rock!!
Member since 1/07 9534 total posts
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The One My Mother Gave Me ;-)
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Re: Quick Joke
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| Posted 11/7/07 11:21 AM |
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NewlyMrs
Laugh-Live-Love LIFE!
Member since 10/06 14432 total posts
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Jennifer
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Re: Quick Joke
That is great!!!!!!
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| Posted 11/7/07 11:26 AM |
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JennZ
MY LIFE!!
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Re: Quick Joke
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| Posted 11/7/07 11:27 AM |
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kabo0831
Baby # 2 on the way
Member since 5/07 2244 total posts
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Keri
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| Posted 11/7/07 11:30 AM |
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Phyl
R.I.P. Sweet Mia ♥
Member since 5/06 28918 total posts
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The Mystical Azzhorse! ™
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| Posted 11/7/07 11:31 AM |
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Jax430
Hi!
Member since 5/05 18919 total posts
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Jackie
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| Posted 11/7/07 11:32 AM |
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HoneyBadger
YourWorstNightmare.
Member since 10/06 15979 total posts
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BahBahBlackJeep
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Re: Quick Joke
Bawahahahahahahahaaa!!!!
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| Posted 11/7/07 11:49 AM |
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Lisa
I'm a PANK!!!
Member since 5/05 22334 total posts
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Professional Aunts No Kids
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| Posted 11/7/07 11:50 AM |
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JodiBabe
Married for 9 yrs!!!!!!
Member since 5/05 6672 total posts
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Jodi
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Re: Quick Joke
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| Posted 11/7/07 11:51 AM |
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headoverheels
s'il vous plaît
Member since 6/07 42079 total posts
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LB
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Re: Quick Joke
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| Posted 11/7/07 11:52 AM |
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alnem
This is gonna be a good year!
Member since 2/06 9562 total posts
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Emily
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Re: Quick Joke
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| Posted 11/7/07 11:56 AM |
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TreAnt427
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Tracy
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| Posted 11/7/07 11:57 AM |
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MsSissy
xoxoxo
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| Posted 11/7/07 12:02 PM |
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JoCaCoLa
Brothers For Life
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Re: Quick Joke
I've heard this one before and it's gets me all the time!
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| Posted 11/7/07 12:16 PM |
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| Posted 11/7/07 12:25 PM |
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Diane
Hope is Contagious....catch it
Member since 5/05 30683 total posts
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D
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Re: Quick Joke
LOVE IT!!!!!!
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| Posted 11/7/07 12:26 PM |
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