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nancygrace
I'm 2!
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jack & jill
JACK AND JILL
Jack was about to marry Jill and his father took him to one side
"When I married your mother, the first thing I did when we got
home was take off my trousers," he said.
"I gave them to your mother and told her to put them on.
When she did, they were enormous on her and she said to me that
she couldn't possibly wear them as they were too large,
I told her, "of course they're too big. I wear the trousers
in this family and I always will.?
Ever since that day, we have never had a single problem."
Jack took his father's advice and as soon as he got Jill alone after
the wedding, he did the same thing; took off his trousers, gave them
to Jill and told her to put them on.
Jill said that the trousers were too big and she couldn't possibly
wear them.
"Exactly," replied Jack, "I wear the trousers in this
relationship and I always will. I don't want you to forget that."
Jill paused and removed her knickers and gave them to Jack.
"Try these on," she said. So he tried them on but they were too
small. "I can't possibly get into your knickers," said Jack.
"Exactly," replied Jill.
"And if you don't change your f*----- attitude, you never will."
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Stefanie
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PiyoPika566
talk to the hand
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Re: jack & jill
good one!!! 
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| Posted 3/6/06 11:35 AM |
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Shelly
She's 7!!!
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Re: jack & jill
Go Jill!!!
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| Posted 3/6/06 11:53 AM |
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MrsS2005
Mom of 3
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B
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| Posted 3/6/06 12:04 PM |
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Lisa
I'm a PANK!!!
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Re: jack & jill
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| Posted 3/6/06 12:10 PM |
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mrswask
Pookie Love
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Michal
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| Posted 3/6/06 12:12 PM |
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GenLCSW
Baby # 3 is here!!!
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Genna
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Re: jack & jill
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| Posted 3/6/06 12:12 PM |
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JodiBabe
Married for 9 yrs!!!!!!
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Re: jack & jill
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| Posted 3/6/06 5:54 PM |
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Summer05
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Re: jack & jill
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| Posted 3/6/06 6:36 PM |
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VirginiaDeb
Don't eat me, hippo!
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Re: jack & jill
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| Posted 3/6/06 6:38 PM |
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MrsSchwags
Soccer Baseball Lax Mom
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Jennifer
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Re: jack & jill
good one!
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| Posted 3/6/06 6:47 PM |
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Mushpot
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Traci
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| Posted 3/6/06 6:49 PM |
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