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Funny Email Mom Sent Me Today
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mrswask
Pookie Love
Member since 5/05 20229 total posts
Name:
Michal
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Funny Email Mom Sent Me Today
Dear Internal Revenue Service:
Enclosed you will find my 2005 tax return showing that I owe $3,407.00
in taxes. Please note the attached article from the USA Today newspaper;
dated 12 November, wherein you will see the Pentagon (Department of
Defense) is paying $171.50 per hammer and NASA has paid $600.00 per
toilet seat.
I am enclosing four (4)toilet seats (valued @ $2,400)and six (6)hammers
(valued @ $1,029), which I secured at Home Depot, bringing my total
remittance to $3,429.00. Please apply the overpayment of $22.00 to the
"Presidential Election Fund," as noted on my return.
You can do this inexpensively by sending them one (1) 1.5" Phillips Head screw (see
aforementioned article from USA Today newspaper detailing how H.U.D.
pays $22.00 each for 1.5" Phillips Head Screws).
One screw is enclosed
for your convenience.
It has been a pleasure to pay my tax bill this year, and I look forward to paying it again next year.
Sincerely, A Satisfied
Taxpayer
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baghag
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Re: Funny Email Mom Sent Me Today
PIMP!!!!!! If only we could do that! 
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Redhead
You Live, You Learn
Member since 5/05 31871 total posts
Name:
Jennifer
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Re: Funny Email Mom Sent Me Today
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Tany
Becoming a different woman
Member since 5/05 24460 total posts
Name:
Tania
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Re: Funny Email Mom Sent Me Today
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Moehick
Ready for the sun!
Member since 5/05 30339 total posts
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Properly perfect™
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Re: Funny Email Mom Sent Me Today
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VirginiaDeb
Don't eat me, hippo!
Member since 5/05 9252 total posts
Name:
Deb
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Re: Funny Email Mom Sent Me Today
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DebG
Pick a cause & stand up for it
Member since 5/05 18602 total posts
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The cure IS worse!
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Re: Funny Email Mom Sent Me Today
That would be SOOO VERY NICE!
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| Posted 2/1/06 7:02 PM |
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