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LAMGAJ28
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Closed Bedroom Door
THE CLOSED BEDROOM DOOR
AS A WOMAN PASSES HER DAUGHTER'S CLOSED BEDROOM DOOR, SHE
HEARD A STRANGE BUZZING NOISE COMING FROM WITHIN. OPENING THE DOOR, SHE OBSERVED HER DAUGHTER GIVING HERSELF A REAL WORKOUT WITH A VIBRATOR. SHOCKED, SHE ASKED: "WHAT IN THE WORLD ARE YOU DOING?"
THE DAUGHTER REPLIED: "MOM, I'M THIRTY-FIVE YEARS OLD, UNMARRIED,
AND THIS THING IS ABOUT AS CLOSE AS I'LL EVER GET TO A HUSBAND. PLEASE,
GO AWAY AND LEAVE ME ALONE."
THE NEXT DAY, THE GIRL'S FATHER HEARD THE SAME BUZZ COMING
FROM THE OTHER SIDE OF THE CLOSED BEDROOM DOOR. UPON ENTERING THE ROOM, HE SAW HIS DAUGHTER MAKING PASSIONATE LOVE TO HER VIBRATOR. TO HIS QUERY AS TO WHAT SHE WAS DOING, THE DAUGHTER SAID: "DAD I'M THIRTY-FIVE, UNMARRIED, AND THIS THING IS ABOUT AS CLOSE AS I'LL EVER GET TO A HUSBAND. PLEASE, GO AWAY.
AND A COUPLE OF DAYS LATER THE WIFE CAME HOME FROM A SHOPPING
TRIP, PLACED THE GROCERIES ON THE KITCHEN TABLE AND HEARD A BUZZING NOISE COMING FROM, OF ALL PLACES, THE LIVING ROOM. SHE ENTERED AND OBSERVED HER HUSBAND SITTING ON THE COUCH, DOWNING A COLD
BEER, AND STARING AT THE TV. THE VIBRATOR WAS NEXT TO HIM ON THE COUCH, BUZZING LIKE CRAZY. THE WIFE ASKED 'WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?'
THE HUSBAND REPLIED "I'M WATCHING FOOTBALL WITH MY SON IN LAW"
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Re: Closed Bedroom Door
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bethsiar
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Re: Closed Bedroom Door
Message edited 3/7/2006 4:21:47 PM.
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Rapunzel
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Re: Closed Bedroom Door
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Redhead
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Re: Closed Bedroom Door
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DonnaJoe708
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Re: Closed Bedroom Door
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MrsJ
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Re: Closed Bedroom Door
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MelToddJulia
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Re: Closed Bedroom Door
Thats was so funny!!
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| Posted 3/7/06 4:52 PM |
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MrsSchwags
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Re: Closed Bedroom Door
i have heard that one before..i like that one.
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MrsS2005
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Re: Closed Bedroom Door
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Re: Closed Bedroom Door
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Re: Closed Bedroom Door
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VirginiaDeb
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Re: Closed Bedroom Door
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Re: Closed Bedroom Door
awwwww
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Re: Closed Bedroom Door
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