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nrthshgrl
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46 Reasons My Three Year Old Might be Freaking Out
http://jasongood.net/365/2012/12/46-reasons-why-my-three-year-old-might-be-freaking-out/#.UNPLRm8818G
Some of these are total guesses. Educated guesses, but guesses nonetheless. Seems like it’s hard being a kid.
His sock is on wrong.
His lip tastes salty.
His shirt has a tag on it.
The car seat is weird.
He’s hungry, but can’t remember the word “hungry.”
Someone touched his knee.
He’s not allowed to get in the oven.
I picked out the wrong pants.
His brother looked at him.
His brother didn’t look at him.
His hair is heavy.
We don’t understand what he said.
He doesn’t want to get out of the car.
He wants to get out of the car by himself.
The iPad has a password.
His sleeve is touching his thumb.
He doesn’t understand how popsicles are made.
The inside of his nose stinks.
Chicken is gross.
A balloon he got six months ago is missing.
A puzzle piece won’t fit in upside down.
I gave him the wrong blue crayon.
The gummi vitamin is too firm.
Netflix is slow.
He jumped off the sofa and we weren’t watching.
He’s not allowed to touch fire.
Everything is wrong with his coat.
There’s a dog within a 70 mile radius.
A shoe should fit either foot.
I asked him a question.
His brother is talking.
He can’t lift a pumpkin.
He can’t have my keys.
The cat is in his way.
The cat won’t let him touch its eyeball.
The inside of his cheek feels rough.
Things take too long to cook.
He has too much food in his mouth.
He sneezed.
He doesn’t know how to type.
The DustBuster is going to eat him.
His mom is taking a shower.
Someone knocked over his tower.
He got powdered sugar on his pants.
The yogurt won’t stay on his spoon.
EVERYTHING IS TOO HOT.
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saraH
happy birthday sweet kate!
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I know that God exsists, I held her in my arms...
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Re: 46 Reasons My Three Year Old Might be Freaking Out
Too freaking true.
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MrsKelly
just hangin' around...
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Re: 46 Reasons My Three Year Old Might be Freaking Out
Omg im dying
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Jugglemom
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Re: 46 Reasons My Three Year Old Might be Freaking Out
This is my day every day!  
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Alexandra17
Keep It Positive
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Re: 46 Reasons My Three Year Old Might be Freaking Out
Lol the dustbuster
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dajc23
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Re: 46 Reasons My Three Year Old Might be Freaking Out
Omg this is my 2 girls.
Everything is always too hot. No matter what I give them, they whineeeeee and tell me it's to hot and I have to blow on it. Like yogurt. Straight out of the fridge I think they just like ******* with me lol
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| Posted 12/20/12 10:53 PM |
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LIMomma
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Momma
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46 Reasons My Three Year Old Might be Freaking Out
THIS is my life... PICKA ME UPP! I go to pick him up and he yells NO PICKA ME UPP!!! LEAVE ME!! I walk away and he yells DON'T LEAVE! PICKA ME UP!
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| Posted 12/20/12 11:07 PM |
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wingsofsong
My 3 little loves <3<3<3
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jam11308
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46 Reasons My Three Year Old Might be Freaking Out
LMAO! That just went on FB - thanks for sharing! 
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| Posted 12/20/12 11:37 PM |
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JennyPenny
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46 Reasons My Three Year Old Might be Freaking Out
My 3 year old freaked before because the cat wouldn't let her swing him around. Like....really?
I laugh just thinking about it
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Kissy331
My two miracles!
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Re: 46 Reasons My Three Year Old Might be Freaking Out
This is a day in our daily life....
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GenLCSW
Baby # 3 is here!!!
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Genna
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Re: 46 Reasons My Three Year Old Might be Freaking Out
Omg this is so hysterical and true so many of these apply to DD
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| Posted 12/21/12 7:56 AM |
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Peainapod
Peanuts are here!
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Re: 46 Reasons My Three Year Old Might be Freaking Out
oh dear god...so true..
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Bearcat
Love my little girls!!! <3
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Re: 46 Reasons My Three Year Old Might be Freaking Out
Posted by nrthshgrl
The cat won’t let him touch its eyeball.
OMG lol!!!
I'm going to come back to this post in approximately 2 years.
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neener1211
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Re: 46 Reasons My Three Year Old Might be Freaking Out
omg, it's comforting to know my kid isn't the only one!!
This one made me laugh-it goes for any toy really... "A balloon he got six months ago is missing."
Message edited 12/21/2012 1:27:51 PM.
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CallaLily
Thank you, Saint Gerard!
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Re: 46 Reasons My Three Year Old Might be Freaking Out
OMG too funny!
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LeShellem
A new beginning
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Re: 46 Reasons My Three Year Old Might be Freaking Out
A puzzle piece won’t fit in upside down.
My son always freaks out with this. He cries, gets mad and yells, then he turns it right side up and everything is awesome.
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DeniseMarie
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drool6
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46 Reasons My Three Year Old Might be Freaking Out
This is great. One of the funniest things I've read this year.
My worst one is when her clothes get wet, even a drop, she would demand to strip off all her clothes. If I dont have another outfit for her, she would run around naked....
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saraH
happy birthday sweet kate!
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I know that God exsists, I held her in my arms...
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Re: 46 Reasons My Three Year Old Might be Freaking Out
The first one and the oven one make me laugh the hardEst.
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eroxgirl
My Loves
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Re: 46 Reasons My Three Year Old Might be Freaking Out
I am CRYING laughing. And I'm glad we don't have a cat.
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Re: 46 Reasons My Three Year Old Might be Freaking Out
So true!
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allIwant
Love my crazy life!
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Re: 46 Reasons My Three Year Old Might be Freaking Out
I needed this...This is my almost 2 year old to a T. expect she can't talk as well.
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headoverheels
s'il vous plaît
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Domino
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Re: 46 Reasons My Three Year Old Might be Freaking Out
Posted by nrthshgrl
He’s hungry, but can’t remember the word “hungry.”
This was DS today:
Mommy, I want....
I want....
<getting frustrated>
I want....
<starting to freakout>
I WANT....
I DONT KNOW THE WORD
<Let the tantrum begin>
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