George Michael BUSTED

MEGA-RICH pop superstar George Michael this week sank to new levels of depravity -- trawling for illegal gay sex thrills in a London park. News of the World investigators caught the singer red-handed and red-faced as he emerged from the bushes after cavorting with a pot-bellied, 58-year-old, jobless van driver. When challenged George, 43, was wild-eyed and trembling. Trying to hide his face under a baseball cap, he screamed: "I don't believe it! F*** off! If you put those pictures in the paper I'll sue!" George is a man with the world at his feet. He's on the brink of a lucrative 50-concert comeback tour, which sold out in half an hour. Yet he ignored all the risks and dangers to pull seedy Norman Kirtland. The pair kissed and groped each other before going even further. It was all in a public place and totally illegal -- just like the day in 1998 when George flashed at an undercover cop in a California park toilet. After the shock of being confronted by us, George stumbled to his flash Mercedes coupe, retrieved his keys from their hiding place on top of the rear wheel and roared off into the night -- back to his world of showbiz, celebs and glitz. EW! I think George has simply lost his mind. Hooking up with random people in random places is extremely dangerous ... you never know who you might be gettin' bizzy with. Thankfully, News of the World tracked down this van driver that Georgie hooked up with: Meanwhile his new buddy Kirtland crept from the undergrowth looking sheepish and rushed to his Ford Transit van. As he opened the door a grubby, stained mattress was clearly visible in the back. We later tracked him to his home 60 miles away -- a squalid flat in Brighton, East Sussex. Looking gross and disheveled, Kirtland answered the door naked -- pulling on grimy shorts as he invited us in ... Kirtland's dingy place just off Brighton seafront, was littered with rubbish, dirty crockery and filthy laundry. His only companion is a 20-year-old cat. He told us: "I don't even like George Michael. And I didn't recognise him immediately. He sort of came up and got close. He looked kind of brown so I said to him, 'You're not totally English, are you?' I told him I'd come all the way up from Brighton and he said, 'What? Isn't Brighton good enough for this sort of thing?' I told him it's highly dangerous at 2am. You'd get your throat cut. He told me I could contact him on the Gaydar website and we just started kissing. He did it very well. That was one of his major points. Then it was fondling and mutual pleasuring. It wasn't full sex but it was fantastic." I ... uh ... don't

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He's got some sexual issues.

His husband is very good looking, how the hell does he wanna even cheat on him??

Ugh!

that driver is sooo butt!!!
why would George Michael stoop to that!!!!!!!!!!

WTH happened to him?

These days are gone:

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Posted by Snozberry

WTH happened to him?

These days are gone:

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Posted by Snozberry

WTH happened to him?

These days are gone:

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He's gotta be a sex addict. He needs help.

What is wrong with him. He needs help for his addiction.

He's a mess. I used to love him. He seriously needs help with his sexual issues