What Is....

The funniest thing your child or a child has ever said to to you??

A few weeks ago my 5 year old said to me "I'm telling everyone you make PURPLE pee-pee!" I almost fell over

I don't know that it's really "funny", but I thought it was adorable.

Last week, as I was making Scotty dinner, he said "Mommy, where did you learn how to be such a great Mom?"

I LOVE HIM

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Posted by Scotty-CassidysMom

I don't know that it's really "funny", but I thought it was adorable.

Last week, as I was making Scotty dinner, he said "Mommy, where did you learn how to be such a great Mom?"

I LOVE HIM

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There was one converstation I overheard my 5th graders having. They were discussing boyfriends/girlfriends, and one made a comment like, oh, how can you date him.

So the boy says: "Well you dated me in 2nd grade."

Her retort?

"Well that's when we were young and stupid"

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Posted by Scotty-CassidysMom

I don't know that it's really "funny", but I thought it was adorable.

Last week, as I was making Scotty dinner, he said "Mommy, where did you learn how to be such a great Mom?"

I LOVE HIM

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Posted by VirginiaDeb

There was one converstation I overheard my 5th graders having. They were discussing boyfriends/girlfriends, and one made a comment like, oh, how can you date him.

So the boy says: "Well you dated me in 2nd grade."

Her retort?

"Well that's when we were young and stupid"

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I was in a mall with my friend and her nephew, who was about 3 at the time. We saw a woman with a kid on a harness and a leash, and the nephew said, "Look, Aunt Michelle! A pet baby!"

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Posted by MrsProfessor

I was in a mall with my friend and her nephew, who was about 3 at the time. We saw a woman with a kid on a harness and a leash, and the nephew said, "Look, Aunt Michelle! A pet baby!"

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Posted by MrsProfessor

I was in a mall with my friend and her nephew, who was about 3 at the time. We saw a woman with a kid on a harness and a leash, and the nephew said, "Look, Aunt Michelle! A pet baby!"

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those are funny. I cant think of the last funny thing my sons said .

well I dont have any kids but my niece likes to do now is say i cant see you she covers her eyes and i lookat her and i said i can see you and she was like no you cant my eyes are covered.well i had to go potty and i closed the door and i she was right by the door and i was like I cant see you and she puts her litte fingers under the door and goes my fingers can see you! she is sooo funny! my niece is 3 years old.

My 19 month old nephew crawled over to my 9 month old son...and tried to share his bottle with my son. Then he leaned over and kissed my little guy. my sister and I were laughing and crying at the same time.

I just was reminded by one of the previous posts what my son does that is cute. He can talk on the phone my 4 yr old and have a conversation He knows you can only talk on the phone but when he talks about something he is doing or something in front of him he says see. As if you can see through the phone, then he holds the phone up to give you a better look puts the phone on speaker and asks you again. Sometimes my 7 yr old does that not realizing, he did it what they really need is video phone

I was at my friends house and her son was 4 at the time I was bending over and he was able to see my panties out of my pants so he comes over and says you have a string coming out of your butt and tried to pull it out it was so funny

There was an older lady the other day in the park tanning on a lawnchair... in her black & white bathing suite.... well my 2 year old is learning his animals... pointed at the lady and said

" Mooooooooooooo BABY COW!!!!!!!"

Dh's sister was 6 and we got her clothes for christmas. She thanked us and asked if we were coming for her birthday (in January) and she said "well maybe then you can bring me a toy".

At Christmas my niece was opening up her gifts, and she is a girly girl, loves clothes. Well she opened up a box from my great aunt pulls out a shirt, looks in the box, throws the shirt and said "there arent even any pants" and she was so mad, I almost peed my pants

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Posted by stayandjohn

At Christmas my niece was opening up her gifts, and she is a girly girl, loves clothes. Well she opened up a box from my great aunt pulls out a shirt, looks in the box, throws the shirt and said "there arent even any pants" and she was so mad, I almost peed my pants

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He told me if I want to play with him, he has to see if he can fit me in his schedule.

Someone threw up in the elevator at work and it was cleaned. But it wreaked like it was still in there. So this little kid came out of the elevator after taking a ride and said to someone going in, "Lady don't go in there, it stinks" but his voice sounded so cute, it was like he was about to cry!